WRONG GRAMMAR
(the only person speaking in correct grammar here is Taven)
(here's the fanfic:
[link])
I'm posting some of the dialogues here...well...i just felt like doing it!
1.
"I is Havik."
"Really? But the name written on the wall over there reads, 'OHAVIK'."
"Here in the netherrealm, all name are spells with an 'O'."
"But that WOULD read 'OHAVIK."
"Silent O!"
2.
"Did your hear that?"
"I hore nothing."
"Whore? You has none prostitutes Onaga!"
"Grammar 101 people! Bear-->Bore, Tear-->Tore...so Hear is obviously Hore!"
3.
Daegon : "Taven."
Taven: "Daegon! You look...older."
Daegon: "I is older, much more old than yours big brother."
Taven: "So you were awakened long ago...why are you here?"
Daegon: "These are mine strongheld."
Taven: "Your 'strongheld'? riiiiiggghhhhtt...and these warriors?"
Daegon: "I forms a red dragon clan much age ago."
Taven: "There must be some misunderstanding, your men have been hunting me."
Daegon: "There are none misunderstanding Taven. Search party were place in location where you was likely to appears, in our parent's temple fored instant."
Taven: "Why send your clan after me?"
Daegon: "Aren't they obvious? I extend to kill you!"
Taven: "What?!.....Does that mean?"
Daegon: "An prize shall be mines Taven, i will not risks losing them to yours."
Mavado: "Grandmaster...please exclude an intruser."
Taven: (whispering) "Intruser? or did you mean cruiser?"
Daegon: "Speaked Mavado."
Taven: "Speaked? Didn't dad serve that delicacy some time ago?"
Mavado: "Blaze has founded."
Taven: "Blaze made clan? Dear Elder God! That makes the quest even harder!"
4.
"Who are you?"
"I is Kobra! None crossed a bridge! None!"
5.
Henchman: "Grandmaster Sektor the ship is-"
Sektor: "That are Grandmastersektor to yours!"
Henchman: "That's what i said! Anyway the ship is-"
Sektor: "No. Your say 'Grandmaster Sektor' it are 'Grandmasters Sektor'"
Henchman: "Forgive me, 'GrandmasterS Sektor."
Sektor: "It are 'forgaven me'! Where did you studious an English?"
Henchman: "'FORGAVEN ME, GrandmasterS Sektor."
Devious Comments
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"Did you hear that?"
"I hore nothing."
"Whore? You have no prostitutes Onaga!"
"Grammar 101! bear ---> bore, tear ---> tore, so hear is obviously hore!"
-ONAGA and SHAO KAHN
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~ShiraiRyu
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"Did you hear that?"
"I hore nothing."
"Whore? You have no prostitutes Onaga!"
"Grammar 101! bear ---> bore, tear ---> tore, so hear is obviously hore!"
-ONAGA and SHAO KAHN
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"Did you hear that?"
"I hore nothing."
"Whore? You have no prostitutes Onaga!"
"Grammar 101! bear ---> bore, tear ---> tore, so hear is obviously hore!"
-ONAGA and SHAO KAHN
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"Whatever you want to do, do it now. There are only so many tomorrows." ~Michael Landon
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~ShiraiRyu
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"Did you hear that?"
"I hore nothing."
"Whore? You have no prostitutes Onaga!"
"Grammar 101! bear ---> bore, tear ---> tore, so hear is obviously hore!"
-ONAGA and SHAO KAHN
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~ShiraiRyu
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"Did you hear that?"
"I hore nothing."
"Whore? You have no prostitutes Onaga!"
"Grammar 101! bear ---> bore, tear ---> tore, so hear is obviously hore!"
-ONAGA and SHAO KAHN
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With great power, comes many many jokes!
Holy dattebayo Batman!!
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"Did you hear that?"
"I hore nothing."
"Whore? You have no prostitutes Onaga!"
"Grammar 101! bear ---> bore, tear ---> tore, so hear is obviously hore!"
-ONAGA and SHAO KAHN
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"Wize men say, forgiveness is divine but never pay full price for late pizza" - Michaelangelo
"Clowns are just demons with war paint" - D*
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"Did you hear that?"
"I hore nothing."
"Whore? You have no prostitutes Onaga!"
"Grammar 101! bear ---> bore, tear ---> tore, so hear is obviously hore!"
-ONAGA and SHAO KAHN
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I feel the change
Comin' over me again
And I can't seem to let it go
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"Did you hear that?"
"I hore nothing."
"Whore? You have no prostitutes Onaga!"
"Grammar 101! bear ---> bore, tear ---> tore, so hear is obviously hore!"
-ONAGA and SHAO KAHN
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wanna read a crazy MK fanfic? [link]
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Hibari's "I'll bite you to death" line sounds really perverted in English. Really.
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"Did you hear that?"
"I hore nothing."
"Whore? You have no prostitutes Onaga!"
"Grammar 101! bear ---> bore, tear ---> tore, so hear is obviously hore!"
-ONAGA and SHAO KAHN
--
wanna read a crazy MK fanfic? [link]
--
"Did you hear that?"
"I hore nothing."
"Whore? You have no prostitutes Onaga!"
"Grammar 101! bear ---> bore, tear ---> tore, so hear is obviously hore!"
-ONAGA and SHAO KAHN
--
wanna read a crazy MK fanfic? [link]
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Thank you for the watch!
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そのうちいいことあるよ。
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"Did you hear that?"
"I hore nothing."
"Whore? You have no prostitutes Onaga!"
"Grammar 101! bear ---> bore, tear ---> tore, so hear is obviously hore!"
-ONAGA and SHAO KAHN
--
wanna read a crazy MK fanfic? [link]
--
"Did you hear that?"
"I hore nothing."
"Whore? You have no prostitutes Onaga!"
"Grammar 101! bear ---> bore, tear ---> tore, so hear is obviously hore!"
-ONAGA and SHAO KAHN
--
wanna read a crazy MK fanfic? [link]
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